So I recently made new friend. Actually I dont know if he is a friend or foe. Akhmed is his name; pizza is his specialty. He owns a business named Akmed's Deliverable Pizza's. Well this poor soul did not run a very managed business. He didnt even have a formal menu. All he knew was that he had "special pizza" and that you had better accept the bill for it. So I developed a menu for him(along with the help of family) and he is doing better than ever. I hear that he actually has people calling to order pizza instead of him calling people to insist they buy. I am very happy that he is doing so well and may be able to increase the variety of pizza's. He does have a bit of a problem with temperment which may come from his stressful lifestyle. Below is a taste of his menu:
AKHMEDS DELIVERABE PIZZA'S
"The bomb"
MENU
Hiroshimo- Akhmed’s ultimate supreme pizza loaded with all the fixin’s even if you dont want ‘em
Anchovie Explosion - A fantastic yet simple delicacy
Infidel Special - Loaded with ham and pork sausage from the devil hisself
Oozie Doozie - A wonderful four cheese pizza for those times you need some extra ammo
Chicken Allah Akbar - a specialty of Akhmed’s in which chickens are diced and loaded onto your choice of crust
Suicide - you gotta try this one. You’ll die! Loads of pickles on top of a peanut butter sauce
Pearl Harbor - take a flight to the islands by experiencing the sweet and sour taste of Akhmed’s pineapple and bacon pizza
Basket of Bazookas - 7.25 breadsticks
Jihad Family Pack- 2 medium pizza’s (Akhmed’s choice..no exceptions)
1 basket of bazooka’s
2 liter of Coka Cola
Prices vary for ethnicity.
No credit cards accepted. All payment expected in cash immediately on delivery.
No responsibility for ebola, anthrax, influenza or other biological infections are accepted by Akmed from consumption of these very special pizza’s.
In case of internal combustion please contact your local aid.
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