Be on the lookout for a potential terrorrist.....6', blonde female carrying dangerous materials

Returning from Maine last Tuesday, I was detained at the passenger security checkpoint while federal agents searched my bag. Unbeknownst to me, I had one lone bullet in my bag. Local police were called to question me as I listened to the final boarding call for my flight. The .357 bullet turned out to be one of my own..I had used this bag previously to carry ammo in. Thanks to our ever- thorough government agency this bullet will not singlehandedly fly itself through the air to hijack a commuter jet. Interestingly , this bullet had bummed a ride in my bag from Virginia with no security hold-ups. Thanks to our ever-thorough government agency, no doubt.